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Morning funny

emailsfromcrazypeople cracked me up today. Sharing:

You should know that before I throw in the trash your stupid “alumnus” magazine, some of us have good education and recognize evil when we see it. Where is the report questioning the awarding of degrees in Sociology, Women’s Studies, and the like? Where is the article questioning the renaming of the Business Administration school to something from outer space like management? There isn’t such a thing as “management”, it’s just a title awarded to employees instead of giving them a pay raise. Come on Uof__, get with reality. Jeepers. You’re looking like a bunch of fools.

Look, its time to realize that woman aren’t people. They just repeat yesterday all over again each day. If you listen to their conversations, you will note the absence of verbs. They can’t do life. They can’t do Earth. You shouldn’t have all your staff positions occupied by non-humans. It shows in your Alumnus magazine. Fake nonsense is not a good idea.

Class of ‘65

"women aren't people" *wipes tear off her face* I'm so glad he told us! *falls back over laughing*

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ashtoreth
Oct. 7th, 2009 09:56 pm (UTC)
I had no idea that I didn't use verbs. That certainly is good to know.
sleepyjohn00
Oct. 8th, 2009 12:30 am (UTC)
Why should women settle for being people when they can be goddesses??
chapel_of_words
Oct. 8th, 2009 06:50 pm (UTC)
I really enjoy if you read between the lines what you can get out of this.

"They can’t do life." So women are undead? Perhaps zombies?
"They can’t do Earth." Which implies you know someone who can, that'd be a sight to see.
"Fake nonsense is not a good idea." Honest nonsense, that's far better.
"...some of us have good education and recognize evil when we see it." I however, am not one of them.

It goes on. The gift that keeps on giving. Though it is cool to learn that my Batchelor of Science in General Management qualifies me for "outer space" stuff.

Tim C.




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